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Evil Maria


I need some shuteye! I need some shuteye!
I need some shuteye! I need some shuteye!


Come in in the morning with a screaming headache,
There's no two ways about it, you've been staying up late.
Try to win her over with a smile that's fake,
Maria controls the bedroom and the house is in a state.


There's absolutely no way she'll let you go to bed,
She's coming down on you like a tonne of lead.
Don't you try and think of sleeping in the tool shed,
She wouldn't even let you rest if you were dead!


Evil Maria's got a house to keep.
Evil Maria won't let you get not sleep.
Evil Maria's problems number two.
Evil Maria! Start and end with you.


Don't get stuck half way up the Banyan tree.
Can you get the glass in the conservatory?
You will end up falling from the orangery.
Let's all perform a Quirkafleeg!


I need some shuteye! I need some shuteye!
I need some shuteye! I need some shuteye!


(lyrics by Graham Keeling)